The only GoDaddy Super Bowl post I'll do

I'm just going to get GoDaddy over with right now. There's a Super Bowl teaser featuring some WWE chick above. And a buncha other stuff, some of which will run on the game and some of which won't, here. True confession. Oh, God, here I go. My domain name is registered with GoDaddy. I signed up with them before they got so freakin' smarmy. I think.