Uniqlock has me in trance

So, I'm sitting here watching the winner of the Grand Clio in interactive (which isn't particularly interactive). It's this wacky Uniqlock site; my husband is watching, "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance?" which makes the whole thing seem even stranger. To watch, go here then, stare at the computer screen. You won't need drugs after this, promise. If you're not in a trance already, go read Barbara Lippert's critique.