Ad haikus sum the biz up nicely

There's someone in Ohio who writes poetry about advertising here, but if there's one example of ad-lit that strikes my fancy it's the ad haikus over at The Renegade Agency Confessional. They run on Fridays. Here are some samples:

On account executives:

Remember to smile.
Give 'em the ol' shuck and jive.
You have people skills.

On casual Fridays:

Choked with ties and skirts
I'm dead inside til Thursday
Friday: air it out.

Some of the best, though, can be found in the comments, where other contributors to the blog think up more haikus around the central topic.